Fun Things to Ponder

I enjoy collecting stories and sayings to bring joy to a day! I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.

Sand & Stone Story
Donkey in the Well Story
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Ending

The Safest Room Riddle
The Doctor Riddle
The Plane Crash Riddle
The Water Jug Riddle

Figure Out the Word or Phrase
this shirt is no
pod pod pod
hockey golf car
paid I'm worked

Vincent Van Gogh's Family
Diary of a Dog - Diary of a Cat
Fight! Kikkoman!
Math over the Years
Blues music - the fundamental rules
Of Sports and Kids
You know you are a true Michigander when...
A Musical Pun
Dell customer support call
If Computers were like Cars ...
Great Computer Mistakes of New Users
Great Truths about Life
Martha´s Way and My Way
The Soap Story
Lots of Whys
Little Rabbit Fu-Fu
Hamlet Haiku
Titanic Haiku

Knock Knock Jokes
Food Knock-Knock Jokes
Silly Knock-Knock Jokes
Song-Related Knock-Knock Jokes

Dumb Criminal Stories
Onion Rings
Keep it Close
The Escape
Moving the Loot
Helpful Criminals
Smart Computer
Full Pockets
Oil Change

I find the following commentary handy occasionally when I'm debating the rules of religion.

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?

b. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d. Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?

e. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

g. Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging

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